I Don't Sell "Marketing".
I Sell Math.
My name is Simon. I am not a creative director. I am not a "brand guru."
I am a former Super Affiliate turned Ad Forensic Auditor. I fix broken ad accounts for local contractors who are tired of losing money.
// No Stock Photos. Real Human.
My Tech Stack
The "Affiliate" Mindset
Most ad agencies are soft. They spend your money. If the ads fail, they still send you an invoice for their "management fee." They have no skin in the game.
I come from a different world: Affiliate Marketing.
For years, I spent my own money on ads. If I spent $100 and didn't make $150 back immediately, I didn't eat. There were no excuses. No "branding awareness." Only ROI.
So why am I doing client work now?
Because affiliate marketing is a volatile rollercoaster of algorithm updates and sudden account bans. I got tired of the casino. I decided to take the lethal optimization skills I learned in the trenches and apply them to stable, evergreen local businesses. I swapped volatility for long-term B2B partnerships.
"I learned to code landing pages by hand because WordPress was too slow. I learned to track every pixel because losing data meant losing my own money."
How I Operate
I don't "manage" accounts. I engineer them.
1. Audit
THE AUTOPSY
I tear your account apart. I look at "Search Terms" history to see where you wasted money in the last 12 months. I find the leaks that generalist agencies miss.
2. Repair
THE SURGERY
I kill the bad keywords. I replace your slow landing page with my high-speed HTML code. I implement "Revenue-Based" conversion tracking. Bleeding stops in 72 hours.
3. Optimize
THE SCALE
Once the system is efficient, we scale. Not by guessing, but by feeding Google's AI with data from your actual qualified phone calls.
My Rules of Engagement
Code Over Plugins
I don't use ClickFunnels or Wix. They are slow. I write raw code because speed is money.
Data Over Feelings
I don't care if you "like" blue. If red buttons convert 20% better, we use red. We follow the math.
Exclusivity
I only work with one contractor per trade in a specific zip code area. I will never compete against myself.
I don’t do 60-minute Zoom meetings to present vanity metrics. I spend that time inside your ad account hunting down wasted budget. I communicate via concise, screen-recorded videos so you have a 100% transparent paper trail of exactly what I am doing with your money.
But if you want a machine that turns $1 into $4, I am the person you call.